Life at the bottom of the food chain....

Hello all! I have decided on one day until Halloween not to write a Halloween post, but to only mention such a holiday in the first sentence. Instead, I would like to enrich some of you peeps lives by telling you of some of the trials and bonuses of a younger child. If you are a younger child, and have more to say on this subject, please write and tell me about it. The address is box 98 hundred, Vancouver BC, B6B 4G3. Or you can just hit the comment section. either way. Well, my list starts off as follows, if you are thinking of being the youngest child in my life, you:

1. Never know what's happening. Not even for vacations. You need to find out by your cunning skills of phone-tapping, or the fact that the night before mom comes in and tells you to pack your back-pack/tells you to clean your room for company. But you still don't know what's happening. Pros: Makes life a constant adventure.
2. Sleep in the bathroom or on the cot in hotels. Parents get the bed, brother gets the fold out couch, you get the extra pillows and blankets from those beds and build your own in the bathroom. Pros: you sometimes get a cot. Also, it's really fun to make forts instead :-)
3. Sit in the back seat. No buts about it. Or, in the back-est seat. You weren't even able to sit in the front seat for a while because of the air-bags, and you would be killed by the sheer force of poofyness. Pros:No one can find your secrets in the back seat >:)
4. Get no money. Chores were already figured out by the time you got here, so no allowance for you. Obvious Pro: No chores (note, this section expired when my brother decided he hated taking out garbages. Still get no money...) Pros: Since your younger, grandparents on one side of your family think that you're cuter, so give you more money. But then when brother gets or has to do something big, like a car, he gets a big bonus that you will never get, because you will inherit his car, which he will still charge you for.
5. Are left alone a lot. When parents and brother go out for something, you sometimes can't come because you're too young, or it goes too late. So, have fun staring at the wall. Pros: Now you aren't bothered by brother. Also, you can watch whatever movies you want, and brother won' t make fun of you ("What! You're watching that! I thought you were too old for that five years ago!" Nostalgia people, nostalgia!). Also have fun doing creative activities like sowing a sock doll, writing a story, etc.
6. Have no privacy. Ok, so macs are awesome, even though they may not be everyones first choice, agreed? Agreed. However, macs can be used for evil. There is a cool feature on macs, for purposes of showing somebody how to do something, doing something for them, or seeing who stole your computer (this actually happened), there is a feature called screen sharing, were basically, you have whatever that other person has on their screen, on your screen too, as long as you have their password and sharing file. Also, you get no notification that anyone has accessed your computer, unless if they move their mouse (because then your mouse moves too). My brother loves this feature. So, he always is spying on what sites I'm going to, whatever I'm doing. Which sucks.Big Brother is Watching. Also, every time that I change my password, I almost immediately have a internet problem (we're switching to quest), Then he yells at me because he can't get in and fix it. Pros: You have a mac. And your brother fixes it.

Just so you know, being a younger sibling isn't that awful. I don't have to sleep in the bathroom anymore (I get the rest of the room), when my mom asks me to pack my bag I know were we're going afterwards, and I do technically have an allowance and my mom is nice and usually pays for stuff when she hasn't payed my allowance for a month, and before hand. So, fellow younger sibs, is all this true? Older sibs, what's it like? Also, what type of tooth paste do you think that the president uses? Comment!