Popcorn... yah.

My parents just sent me to bed and promptly made microwave popcorn. I am thoroughly put out. Mostly because of my orthodontist, but still in a convoluted way because of my popcorn-munching parents. Because in just four weeks I'll get spacers and then no more popcorn for TWO WHOLE YEARS. But no matter. I figure it will be a good opportunity to slim down a bit.

Also, a bright bit on the horizon: Queen Aqua and I are writing the drama of the century. It's about the Tenth Amendment of the American Constitution. We expect it to be a great hit on and off Broadway, including in the West End in London. Right now, we're still drafting but the Queen and I agree that it's going to be, simply put, awesome.

So, nothing terribly interesting besides an evil orthodontist messing with my face is going on in the life of a dorky Norski. Hope all you readers are being more interesting than I.